Ggse

Ggse

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

My grandpa: I’m still waiting to hit puberty

patientlyy:

how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards

straighthater:

its that time of the day again where i realize i am literally a worthless piece of shit

snapchatting:

i decided to name him Father, after my father

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear